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Jokes and Riddles
1. Knock,knock. Who's there? boo. boo who? why are you crying?
2. What goes up,but never comes down? age!
3. Knock,knock. Who's there? who. who who? why are you hooting like an owl?
4. What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrella's!
5. How did the gum cross the road? It got stuck to the chickens foot!
6. One day, a man bought a fridge, but he had to get rid of his old one, so he put the fridge outside and on it, he posted a sign that said: Fridge For Free! For four days, no one took the fridge, so he put up a sign that said: Fridge for $100.00 ! The next day, someone stole the fridge.
7. One day, some people were gathered inside a golf club. There was a cell phone on one of the benches. The phone started ringing. One man came over and picked it up.(the conversation was as follows)
WOMAN-"Hello, dear. I just saw the best phone at $2,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN- " Sure, if it comes with a warrantee."
WOMAN- "Oh, and i just saw the cutest little teacup yorkies for about $32,000. Can i buy them?"
MAN-"Sure! Do whatever you like."
WOMAN-"And also, there was this 2-story house for $147,000.Can I buy all those things?"
MAN-"If the house is in very good condition then yes."
WOMAN-"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
MAN-"Okay, bye."
Then he hung up the phone and asked, "Who's phone is this? Whoever it is is going bankrupt!"
8. At a wedding, there was a mother and her daughter seated in one of the rows of chairs. The girl asked why the bride was wearing white. Her mom answers because it is the best day of the bride's life and the color white signifies that. Then the girl asked, then why is the groom wearing black?
Sayings
2. A word to the wise isn't nesseccary. It's the stupid ones that need advice.
3. Friends are like stars. You can't see them sometimes but they're always there.
4. Life's not just about waiting for another storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
5. There is no dawn without a night. There is no victory without a fight. There is no rainbow without rain. There is no hapiness without a little pain.
6. Nothing lasts forever. Not even your pain.
7. Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
8. In order to find something, you must look.
9. Why is the world so confusing? It's only confusing if you believe it has to make sense.
10. If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.
11. Even on the darkest nights, you are my brightest star.
12. Tomorrow belongs to th people who prepare for it today.
13. She turned her can'ts in to cans and her dreams into plans.
14. A dreamer is the one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
15. Believe.
16. It's the so called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Atleast they're commited.
17. When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
18. From this point on, I'm going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad. Others should be scared.
19. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
20. To the world, maybe you are just someone, but for some one, you are their world.
21. If you don't have enemies you don't have character.